Day four: Phuket adventure – Mreow. Mreowmreowmreowmreow.

Sleeping in for me nowadays is waking up at 8:00am but on this trip, it feels almost impossible to have the decent sleep in that I feel I should be getting. Today was another typical early wake up even though we were planning on a pretty cruisey day.

Unfortunately S hasn’t been feeling well but the trooper she is made it to breakfast before heading off to Splash Jungle Water Park! A water theme park about 15 minutes from our resort, we were put into contact with a lovely taxi driver who charged us a decent rate and gave us his number for when we need a taxi again. This is extremely handy to have, a trusted taxi driver, and will be fantastic on Friday when we head to Patong beach.

It was 1295THB for entrance with locker included. It was very warm so we raced to the lagoon pool to cool ourselves down for the slides. Mushy Bee and I headed straight for the Boomerango first. A steep drop sends you hurtling into the sky before sliding backwards down the incline into the pool. It was so much fun! So we went on that one a fair few more times after, by ourselves and in partners.

The cyclone slide, where you shoot out of a slide into a bowl before sliding down a chute into a pool, wasn’t as exciting but it was somewhat fun. In a tame, nothing really happens kind of way.

One of the smaller slides was actually surprisingly really enjoyable, especially with two people. There is a lot of footage of Mushy Bee and I on them all, even getting us at one point squashing two small children into a corner. I also think we may have chatted up high school students. It’s hard to tell nowadays, OK?!

Aside from the slide tower, there was also a small wave pool, wet bar and kids pool. To be honest, it wasn’t a particularly extensive park and you couldn’t spend a whole day there. But for a fun, no fuss, relaxing kind of day; Splash Jungle Water Park was a great idea. Especially with S not feeling so well, it was a good opportunity to take it easy while still enjoying the sun and getting the heart racing! They have a great locker/paying for food and drinks system using your locker number and they also have a shuttle that runs to particular beaches if you need.

As a side note, there are a lot of beautiful people in Thailand of all ages and it’s been really disheartening. Damn them! Especially the halfies… I’m just jealous of their athletic bodies and beautiful skin and big eyes. Again, probably high school students. I was never that attractive in high school!!!

It has been another tiring day. We ate at another restaurant on the beach on another beautifully clear night. Delicious Thai food, as usual, and we got to see people lighting lanterns and releasing them into the sky. It was just like that scene in Tangled where they release the lanterns of Rapunzel’s birthday! Yes???? No…? Ok…. Maggatron also got extremely tipsy on one Sex on the Beach (happy hour: 100THB for all cocktails. That’s less than $4!!) and has said a whole manner of things. The word gook has been thrown around a bit..

And here we are again. On the couch, air con blasting, being anti-social on our little bits of technology (all I can hear next to me is the sounds of Scramble with Friends – GOOD! EXCELLENT! AMAZING!!! Poppoppoppoppoppoppop. THUNDERCLAP!!). Tomorrow we get to wake up a bit later (well I’m hoping I do) because we are going on a cave kayaking adventure by starlight. I think I’ve been looking forward to this tour the most so I can’t wait to report on all the amazing things we see.

Flavor of the day:
Just like how Thailand has a different colour they wear every day (not a hard and fast rule, just a bit of fun. Today was pink!), we have had certain random things that get stuck in our head all day. Here is today’s, especially at 1:27 –

Until tomorrow!

So many adventures to be had!

I did say that this wouldn’t be a blog solely dedicated to my new flat (I’ve decided to call it a flat.  Apartment doesn’t sound right).  The great love of my life (one of anyway) is travelling.  So I thought we’d take it back a bit, chill out and talk about THAILAND.

As mentioned in a previous post, on the 21st of July, I’ll finally be on a plane to Thailand for a very much needed holiday away from the dreary -Melbourne weather and all those little pain-in-the-ass trials that this lovely thing called “life” likes to throw our way.  I’ve been to Thailand a few times in the past and have always enjoyed it.  Along with Malaysia, I rate it very highly on my “places to go in Asia” list.  It’s no-fuss, fun and affordable.

My travel companions have never been to Thailand before, let alone Phuket, so I took it upon myself to suggest some activities we should do in amongst all the relaxing and cocktailing and general merrymaking we’ll be doing.  Some of these things I have done, but most of them will be a new experience for me too which I’m really excited about.  So here goes – our finalised itinerary for Phuket, Thailand.

White Water Rafting and Elephant Trekking in Phang Nga
Not only do we get to ride elephants, which I have always loved, and go on an awesome water adventure, we get some time to visit a waterfall where we can swim around for a bit.  At least, from the description, that’s what it sounds like!  I love a bit of adrenaline and outdoors-ey fun so I can’t wait for this one.  At 3000 baht per person (around $100AUD), with snacks, drinks and return trips to our hotel (which is hard to come by because we’re about 40 minutes from Patong beach.  Most tours charge extra for that.), it’s a pretty decent price.

   

http://www.phuket-travel.com./water_ac/index-rafting.htm

Splash Jungle Water Park
A water theme park!  WATER THEME PARK.  My favourite kind of theme parks are the water variety so as soon as one my travel companions found this one, it was an immediate yes from me! There’s one particular ride that caught my eye called the Boomerango (how fitting that an Aussie wants to go on a ride called the Boomerango).  The website says: one of Splash Jungle’s star attraction offering a combination of thrilling sensations. Rider in an inner-tube start with a step drop down then are propelled high up a vertical wall. Then a reversed free fall a accelerates riders over a 15 metre high transition bump and into a splashdown pool.

Vertical.  Wall.  Can’t wait!  Entrance is 1295 baht (less than $45AUD) and there’s a bus that can pick us up from our beach and drop us off.  It’s not too far from Nai Yang so that’ll be a good day – super fun but not too intense.

http://www.splashjunglewaterpark.com/feature.html

Hong Kayaking by Starlight
Exploring caves on a kayak during lunch and at night.  It sounded amazing so I was quick to suggest it.  I’m not entirely sure what “Hong” is and Google has been about as helpful as a monkey with a trombone.  If someone would like to let me know, that would be awesome.  We also get a seafood dinner once we’ve finished exploring and, again, free return trip to our hotel.  I expect this to be an amazing and beautiful experience with nature – something I think is important to do even just a little bit when in a different country.  Heck, even in your own country!

   

This was the most expensive tour but at 3950 baht (less than $135AUD), it’s still not too bad.  We get dinner and transportation, plus a great story to tell people back home.

Koh Phi Phi Island Express Cruiser
Now I’ve done this Phi Phi Island tour before except I did the speedboat one.  Anyone who has been on speedboat out in ocean waters will know it is a crazy ride.  Like, fly out of seat-constant bumping crazy ride.  The last time I went on it, one of my friends had to take a different boat home because she was so violently ill.  Even I, with a stomach of steel, felt a teensy weensy bit unsettled on this ride.  So with that in mind, and knowing how well my friends deal with boats (one friend anyway), I had to track down a Phi Phi Island tour that involved NO SPEEDBOATS.  And after much searching and many transportation surcharge fees, I managed to find one that not only went to all the places that we need to go, but charged only 200 baht extra for transportation.  That’s still cheaper than the other options out there!

I hope we get to stay at Maya Bay for a little bit to enjoy the beach there but I have a feeling we’ll only get to have a look.  We get to swim and snorkel at Coral Bay though so that will be great for everyone.  Maya Bay is just so iconically “Thailand”, I just wanted my friends and I to take that cliched Maya Bay photo all us tourists take.

      

1200 baht ($40AUD including transportation from our hotel) and lunch.  I love food.  I especially love Thai food.  So any included meals is a super big A+ for me.

http://www.phuket-trips.com/phi-phi-cruiser.htm

Rollerball
I’ve always seen this “Zorb” thing in New Zealand and have always wanted to try it.  Considering the only time I’ve been to New Zealand has been with my parents, safe to say we did not engage in any “zorbing”.  But now I can.  A couple of minutes from Patong, we decided to use this as an excuse to go to Patong, do the Rollerball, see Simon’s Cabaret (next dot point) and then hit the nightlife scene.  I know it’s hideously touristy and disgustingly trashy but this is their first time in Phuket – they have to experience the glory AND the gory!  It’ll set us back 950 baht (less than $35AUD) and up to four people per ball but I think we’ll just split into two.  HOWEVER, we were very adamant on getting into filming things so maybe having all of us in one ball will make for greater footage for our final “Phuket trip” video.  I’ll be sure to post it for all of y’all.

Just out of curiosity, why would you need a life jacket in there?!  The water looks like it’s about 10cm deep?!  Anyway, if you can, YouTube “zorbing”.  Apart from looking like you’re being birthed, it looks like epic fun.  Why WOULDN’T you want to try it?!

Simon’s Cabaret
And finally, Simon’s Cabaret.  A Phuket institution celebrating what we all know and joke about when we hear the word “Thailand” – lady boys.  You can’t go to Phuket and not see Simon’s Cabaret especially if you’re not game for a Ping Pong show (which I still haven’t done… yet have done Simon’s Cabaret a few times).  It’s pretty much just lip-syncing lady boys but man, they are convincing!  Not only in the lip syncing but as women!  You wouldn’t believe some were men previously.  But most of them have “man” qualities.  It’s amusing and entertaining – for me anyway.  Plus, these tickets came free when we booked one of our tours so really, no excuses!  It’s fair enough some people wouldn’t want to pay to see something like this (my aunt didn’t overly enjoy it – maybe she was expecting something more wild?) but I think it’s cute and did I mention it was free??

   

It’s a little depressing that these former-men have better female bodies than I do as a born-female.

http://www.phuket-simoncabaret.com

And there we have it.  An eventful but what I’m hoping will be a relaxing trip away.  Time to unwind.   Time to laugh and smile; and live fully and fearlessly with some of the most important people in my life.  To reunite with a sorely missed and dear friend.  To remind myself that this is all worth it somehow.  That it’s not all dreary, grey Melbourne winters.  That eventually, there’s a sunny, warm Phuket beach waiting for me at the end.  And after working hard, crying hard and falling hard, that’s definitely something to look forward to.